Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coolerator

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

Conner Miller

Figment / Construct / Mindset

You: Yo Harry, I haven't seen Conner Miller in a while, how do you think he's doing?

Harry Norton: Who the fuck is that?

by PRDS February 7, 2021

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 27, 2021

conner dick

a true dick.

hes a conner dick

by aslop February 24, 2017

Coonaro

Is a name given a Latino person that acts/speaks black.

Carlitos always talks like a black person, he must be a Coonaro!

by The Man who Knew Too Much August 30, 2011

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010