A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing
You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission
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Get the Eye Contract mug.The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??
Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
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"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
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Get the Law of contract fucking mug.Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.
In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.
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Get the Eye contract mug.A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such:
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
Mike: "Dude, I signed the simp contract yesterday and I've never felt so protected in my life! It's like a form of insurance so I won't fall into the shame of simping ever again."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
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