Conquest

He is so lonely…
All the other viltrumites are scared of him.

No one talks to him…
No one wants to be his friend, they think he is unstable…

They send him from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name…

And as he gets better at it, they fear him more and more..

He is a victim of his own success…

Conquest. He doesn’t even get a real name, only a purpose.

I am conquesting it I am conquesting so good

by Obidi man 2 March 31, 2025

Conquest Hoe

When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.

Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”

Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”

by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019

Conquesting

Art of engaging in conquest

Napoleon engaging in Conquesting

by JimJamal March 15, 2023

Conquest Lesbian

A lesbian who pursues you intensely, but once you give in, she loses interest and ghosts you.

She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.

by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025

Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021

Conquest Klepto

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.

"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."

"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"

by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022