butt conker

When lots of cleg nuts join together to form one giant cleg nut, or a butt conker.

Lily: Oh man, my cleg nut has grown so large it's practically a butt conker!

by ConkertheButt May 13, 2016

boofing conkers

someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure

Hey Carlos, areyou boofing conkers again or why are you acting so strange?

by SkyNexus February 3, 2023

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox

Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"

by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009