conk

A very large nose.
That Smithy has a big conk.
by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003
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conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.
by broders mate March 14, 2005
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CONK

"Cool".

Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

Could be the first word invented by a machine.
Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk
by Conk-D December 06, 2009
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conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.
'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'
by Grace the sk August 02, 2021
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conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.
Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!
by Skipperdogman September 25, 2017
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conk

a very large nose with big port holes
that barry manilow sings through his big conk!
by duck January 23, 2004
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conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.
The joint was running low so we started conking it.
by Josh.Reed28 January 31, 2010
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