conk

A very large nose.

That Smithy has a big conk.

by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003

conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.

"You are a right conk!"

by broders mate March 13, 2005

CONK

"Cool".

Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

Could be the first word invented by a machine.

Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk

by Conk-D December 6, 2009

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 1, 2021

conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.

Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!

by Skipperdogman September 29, 2017

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004

conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.

The joint was running low so we started conking it.

by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010