Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

conflict of interest

A financial, emotional, reputational, or other personal interest in any matter held by a person having authority over the same matter. Tking advantage of authority over such a self-serving personal interest may be considered criminal. At the very least, it is usually harmful to others.

Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

conflabit

a word old people use instead of shit

"oh conflabit!"

by klick December 7, 2003

conflemitchen

When ones living space is so smallll, that the living room, computer room, kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom are alll in there together.

"Walk up to this niggas house and i'm like hey mannn whats up and i look around and i see that he's living in a fuckin conflemitchen!"

by SheSoHawt May 3, 2010

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009