Communal

The neutral, non-judgemental version of the term 'slut'. Someone who has had sex with a large quantity of people.

Freshman #1: "I've been slowly realizing that my roommate Ben is communal!"
Freshman #2: "Good for him man!"

by warm_cave_holder69 September 25, 2019

communal cum bucket

A bucket, or similar vessel, shared between at least two persons for the purpose of collecting semen.

Could you please pass the communal cum bucket, as one is thirsty.

by Ian Maxwell, Jo Russell, Skipper McFlange January 11, 2008

CommuNizer

A contraction for the career or position of "Community Organizer."

Obama's coming to the political scene in the U.S.A. made much of the world aware of this unusual "occupation."

If being a Community Organizer is such an "important" career, then it deserves a contraction or antonym like nearly all other important careers have.

The current American President Barack Obama's previous career experience was primarily as a CommuNizer.

by RTHTGakaRoland October 28, 2010

communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.

Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"

Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"

by attitudinalproblem April 7, 2010

Communal Bong

A Bong with multiple tubes coming out of it for several (users), see tokers

Man, me and my homies hit that communal bong all night

by The Gunslinger July 14, 2004

communal drink

Other peoples drinks, normally blagged from them or slyly asked for after a bit of chit chat.

Poured into your own glass, ending up in a mix of everybodys drink.

I'll be on the communal drinks tonight, I'm skint.

by 438906 April 8, 2006

Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".

Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.

by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022