Combobulator

The most vital part of the combustion engine but also prone to break easily due to the fact that they are often very poorly manifactured.

Carl: Welp, found the problem.

Amy (car owner): Let me guess — combobulator?

Carl: Yep. It’s cross-wired with your seat warmer. Every time you signal left, it’s roasting your circuits.

Amy: That explains the mysterious cheek burns.

Carl: You’re lucky you’re even alive.

Amy: Can you fix it?

Carl: Sure. But I’ll need a six pack of Bud, pack of Marlboro reds and a big ass bottle of jack.

Amy: You’re out of all three, aren’t you?

Carl: Yeah, so shut your bitch ass up and go get me what I need. gay ass, bitch ass, white honky ass, black ass nigga!

by teflonjanne July 25, 2025

combobulate

The process of gathering one's self together so that you are ready to deal with the vicissitudes of the world.

I awakened with a start and had a busy, crazy morning and was only able to combobulate in the early afternoon.

by anonymous April 16, 2025

Combobulating

Uncontrollable, chaotic, and intense throbbing of any part on the body. Can lead to an uncontrollable, or impulsive, action due to the combobulation.

"Bill's arm was combobulating so badly he done the splits!"

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

combobulate

to explode in the most brutal way possible in rage.

"i'm about to combobulate"

by anonymous October 15, 2022

Combobulator

One of the most important parts found in cars, boats, trucks, and any other vehicle. The condition it is in will make or break the resale value.

“The combobulator is absolutely busted, I can only do $4000”

by anonymous July 23, 2025