Combobulating is the intrinsic chemical reaction sponteanously appearing inside the human cells on an unexpected encounter with Donald Trump's hair. The actual reasons for this occurence are still being studied but most preliminary results indicate a natural reaction of human immune system to the bacterial ecosystem living on the premises of Trump's hair.
I was going to vote for Hillary but then I got into this weird spell that made me want to vote for the yellow's hair dude and eat knee cats for breakfast. I think i've been combobulating since then, mom!
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Get the Combobulation mug.after losing his train of thought, the teacher took a deep breath and attempted to combobulate him **after losing his train of thought, the teacher took a deep breath and tried to reverse the effect of discombobulation
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Carl: Welp, found the problem.
Amy (car owner): Let me guess — combobulator?
Carl: Yep. It’s cross-wired with your seat warmer. Every time you signal left, it’s roasting your circuits.
Amy: That explains the mysterious cheek burns.
Carl: You’re lucky you’re even alive.
Amy: Can you fix it?
Carl: Sure. But I’ll need a six pack of Bud, pack of Marlboro reds and a big ass bottle of jack.
Amy: You’re out of all three, aren’t you?
Carl: Yeah, so shut your bitch ass up and go get me what I need. gay ass, bitch ass, white honky ass, black ass nigga!
Amy (car owner): Let me guess — combobulator?
Carl: Yep. It’s cross-wired with your seat warmer. Every time you signal left, it’s roasting your circuits.
Amy: That explains the mysterious cheek burns.
Carl: You’re lucky you’re even alive.
Amy: Can you fix it?
Carl: Sure. But I’ll need a six pack of Bud, pack of Marlboro reds and a big ass bottle of jack.
Amy: You’re out of all three, aren’t you?
Carl: Yeah, so shut your bitch ass up and go get me what I need. gay ass, bitch ass, white honky ass, black ass nigga!
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I awakened with a start and had a busy, crazy morning and was only able to combobulate in the early afternoon.
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