Combobulator

The most vital part of the combustion engine but also prone to break easily due to the fact that they are often very poorly manifactured.

Carl: Welp, found the problem.

Amy (car owner): Let me guess — combobulator?

Carl: Yep. It’s cross-wired with your seat warmer. Every time you signal left, it’s roasting your circuits.

Amy: That explains the mysterious cheek burns.

Carl: You’re lucky you’re even alive.

Amy: Can you fix it?

Carl: Sure. But I’ll need a six pack of Bud, pack of Marlboro reds and a big ass bottle of jack.

Amy: You’re out of all three, aren’t you?

Carl: Yeah, so shut your bitch ass up and go get me what I need. gay ass, bitch ass, white honky ass, black ass nigga!

by teflonjanne July 25, 2025