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Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.
by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008
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comb-over eyebrows

Eyebrows that have been plucked so thin that they look like they are combed-over. Or: they have actually grown one single eyebrow hair very long and combed it over. Either way it's weird.
Bill: Yo Bob, dat Thea gurl got some weird comb-over eyebrows!
Bob: Yeah fam day is so thin brav! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by LuluJM December 19, 2012
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Comb Over Spotting

A game usually played in public places with large amount of people.

You and other players (spotters) are usually located above a large crowd of people knows as combs. The idea of the game is to spot a comb over before other players do, then all the players will rate the comb over and give it a score. The comb overs are rated on: coverage, shinyness and hair remaining. This score will be added to your total points. Most points at the end of the game wins.
Friend 1: Wana play some comb over spotting?
Friend 2: Sure, this spot is awesome for it
Friend 1: Dude!!! comb over near the stairs
Friend 2: Dam he's gotta be atleast a 200 pointer
Friend 1: Totally, look at the shinyness
by Pro to the o-ness March 17, 2011
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Comb-Over Kid

A boy who, typically, combes over his hair to one side with gel. The more official term for a male "plastic".
Girl: God, those plastics are annoying.
Boy: You think that's bad? I can't get over the fact they have a male version; the comb-over kids.
by hen_bee January 13, 2010
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shaant comb-over

a shaant comb-over is the ultimate comb-over out there.i have no clue how his hair is able to defy gravity and just stay up on the opposite side.
shaant makes comb-overs look hot.shaant comb-over.
by cheeznipzryummy January 19, 2009
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biker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line
Danny Koker has a biker comb over.”
by ebbonloft July 9, 2012
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Amish comb over

Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.
Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offered me some narcs?
by Jamarcus Munchkin June 2, 2008
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