columbus

Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.

I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush

by lethalweffen February 13, 2005

Columbus

A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.

It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.

by wise man 21 March 13, 2010

columbus

a geezer that discovered new land, i guess.

Columbus: Oiiii mans discovered new land bruv, i should name this america EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by big hm August 9, 2021

Columbus

A town in Nebraska.

A: Where do you live?
B: Columbus.
A: Oh nice, so you live in Ohio.
B: Nope.
A: But you said you live in Columbus.
B: Yah, Columbus, Nebraska

by AnieLynn4 April 27, 2021

Columbus

Some mediocre city in the hell hole known as Ohio.

Man! Columbus is so fucking boring.

by The cum zone. March 7, 2021

Columbus

A European explorer who was said to have discovered America, however it is been believed by researchers that others found it first. He also committed horrible acts like rape, murder, and slavery.

Christopher Columbus was an explorer.

by Parcivalia May 19, 2021

Columbus

Columbus is a stupid school where stupid hoes go to. People who go to columbus are dumb and they are lax bros. If you go to Columbus you will 99.99% of the time like stupid sports like volleyball and cricket.

"Mateo pulled such a Columbus yesterday, he loves cricket.

by Colombus is stupid March 19, 2013