hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!
“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”
by Sam o shame ass July 05, 2021
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Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!
by FortSelt2022 June 04, 2022
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Colm

A little retard that is partially deaf and can't look up without seeing people's big juicy cocks. he also thinks about getting fucked from behind by the shortest kid in the school which could be his bf
Hey your acting like a COLM! Sucking my cock like that.
by Studentyapper_! November 24, 2023
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Colm

Th best looking in the world and believes the earth is flat and be lucky to be with him.
Oh I found a Colm
by Colm keogh July 09, 2019
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Colm

A strange 18 year old who suffers from heinzophobia or a fear of beans as it is also known as.
A Colm may also be referred to as someone who works in lough rynn and is attracted to the name Durkan.
I hate beans I'm such a Colm
by Mandingo71 October 03, 2018
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Colm

The type of guy that enjoys playing Pokémon a little too much considering he’s should have grown out of it by now
That dude Colm is really enjoying the latest Pokémon game. He hasn’t taken a show since it’s release.
by Eboy Patrick December 11, 2021
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Colm

Person 1: Hey you're kinda like Colm.

Person 2: Bro that's a bit insulting ain't it
Person 1: Well it's your fault for being a bitch
by Johnbbybyb May 09, 2021
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