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cockston

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008
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Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.
A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.
by Clamchowda October 1, 2008
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Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone
Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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cockathon

Like a marathon but with cocks.
Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.
by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007
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Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk
That cockatrice is up to no good again.
by Light Joker April 20, 2004
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cockatwo

When a woman (or man?) is penetrated by 2 cocks at once.
Joe did the cockatwo with Jerry and Larry.
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.
At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"
by razziembessai August 2, 2007
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