Cock Rocks

Blue balls

Bend over bitch, my bag is full, I gotta drain my cock rocks

by sciflyer.25 November 29, 2022

cock rock

The kind of music you rock out with your cock out to.

Discussion on seeing some cock rock:

"Hey man, are you going to that Hinder concert?"

"Of course. I'm going to rock out with my cock out."

by Mark in San Diego July 09, 2009

cock rock

Diamond jewelry for the penis. Also called dingaling bling.

Penis Jewelry Aficionado: With my new cock rock I'll have the classiest penis at the Christmas Party. Happy Birthday, Jesus!

by jgthomas January 11, 2007

Cock Rocks

Testes. Balls. Nuts.

I whipped out my cock rocks and treated her to a tea bag.

by Safari October 09, 2004

Cock Rocking

The opposite of cock blocking; a friend who helps you get pussy

Nick: "You this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night!"

Danielle: "I know, you tapped that shit

by Nick Sanchez (Yeah, that guy) December 07, 2008

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 09, 2009

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008