Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.

by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013

cock juggling thunder cunt

word originated from blade trinity.

you stole my fadge cream, you cock juggling thunder cunt

by nevern2004 February 13, 2005

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009