shootin' corn on the cob

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)

"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 3, 2008

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

by Robo January 3, 2005

corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.

1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."

by chr February 26, 2007

Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

Corn on the cob

To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.

"why do you have forks by your bed?"

"gonna have corn on the cob later"

by smelly sock October 31, 2008

corn on the cob

A lovemaking move. Possess your woman anally, from behind, getting a good rhythm going. Then when the moment feels right, pull out for a second to reveal a single kernel of corn resting atop your cock.

women love this move.

c'mon baby, how's about some sweet corn on the cob

by Buck Turgidson II May 9, 2011

corn on the cob

A penis with poop on it from anal sex.

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.

by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021