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Brown Clown

What most people become, belligerent & annoying, when they drink brown-colored alcohol (ie. whiskey, rum,, tequila).
Chrisser: Adam, can you get me a Diet Coke while you're up?

Adam: F U, Beeotch, get your own damn Diet Coke. Nobody tells me what to do, especially not my Baby Mama !

Chrisser: Hey Brown Clown, did you hit the Capn Morgan's & coke again while I was at work all day ?!?!?!
by The Wigga May 2, 2008
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Brown clown

An extremely hardcore form of synthetic marijuana Mixed with tobacco that puts the user in a baby or primitive like state. If they are still standing.
You see Johnny over there foaming at the mouth on the floor over there? Yeah, he smoked a brown clown.
by Gamete man February 24, 2020
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Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers
"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"
by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023
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Drown the Brown Clown

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.
by Deuce22 March 12, 2022
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ctown brown

A shady mess of seeds, stems, and a few pinched buds. This overpriced classic can be found in Canton,OH.
" I thought I was getting da hook, but all I got was some ctown brown."

" I ain't payin for that ctown brown."
by faeri March 3, 2004
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crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...
by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013
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Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"
by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013
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