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Closter

A faceless town in northeast New Jersey where I grew up. Closter is like a small rock orbiting New York City, like all the other bland suburban towns in the metropolitan area. Despite its veneer of affluence, Closter was home in the 1960s to some of the most vicious miscreant children in history. Hopefully by now they're all dead or in jail.
Closter is like a small hard bowel movement.
by tumorocity April 10, 2008
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cloint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with clear cellulose-based rolling papers such as JOB Crystal. The end product is a space-age transparent joint.
"You guys know that Sally always gets cheet on the joint. If we roll a cloint, at least we won't have to see it."
by Mondotrasho February 22, 2009
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Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.
by Doodieballss March 31, 2009
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Clista

Woman of truth and love. She puts the needs of others before herself, she always finds ways to share love and make others happy.

She is captivating. Loving her is easy to do when you choose to spend 5 minutes with her.

Everything about her speaks, You never want to leave. Truly a treat you think you could eat. She is that sweet.
1. When a friend needs to be loved Clista will drive 4 hours to do so.

2. Clista stands up for you when you choose not to. Clista always believes in you when you choose to believe in nothing.

3. You are in the presence of undeniable love when she is around.
by Spiritual Warrior Bride November 17, 2011
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clogistan

I'm off to Clogistan this weekend
by Moederneuker_thuis September 23, 2009
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Clois

Beautiful, funny, super caring, protective, Always seen smiling, Will make your day with her beautiful smile, she loves dogs , Never hurt her , her heart won't take anymore pain, has the cutest, sweetest, craziest laugh , You will always love her more than any girl, You will never forget the fun memories you had with her, She always forgives, She gets jelly easily, but you don't care , you know she only cares about you, You will end up hurting her and breaking her heart so many times, but she will always forgive, she is terrified by spiders, She is always pushing you to do your best and to be determined , She will motivate you to do your best in everything . She is the girl of your dreams, You will want her forever and ever, never loose sight in what you have with her, because you can lose it to stupid choices you make......
Clois will always be the special girl , you will want with you in your life, by your side forever
by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015
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Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.
Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.
by Theman123 April 27, 2019
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