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Wind the Clock

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion
I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.
by Cap'n Bock n Calls January 6, 2008
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clock it the house

to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
by rich lux November 28, 2017
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cookin the clock

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"
by zooboff May 22, 2004
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deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015
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If it’s on the clock

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.
by Accidental rape February 13, 2018
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Beat The Clock

Where two couples compete to see how fast the girl can get the guy to cum.
Two couples were competing for a prize. The younger couple lost when it took the girl 3 minutes to get her guy to cum while the older girl only took 2:45 to get her guy to cum and she beat the clock
by barefootboy April 3, 2009
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beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.
He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.
by MateoP April 1, 2008
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