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Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.
Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.
by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010
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closterfuck

That car is a closterfuck
by XmaxGG October 28, 2015
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Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.
That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.
by Slydog12 January 2, 2012
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closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.
So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.
by Nobro1 August 7, 2009
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closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.
closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz
by camelz July 18, 2006
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closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.
That kid is such a closterian.
by Don Jua April 2, 2005
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Clubster

A clubster; one who gets crunk in da club, dressed like a DAMN FOOL. mixes horrible 80s attire with large frame glasses cheap gold jewelry and feathers in their hair. a hybrid mix between a hipster and a club rat. says they only pop bottles and drink chilled patron, when in actuality you probably pre gamed it in the parking lot with some PBR and a bottle of Jager.
female; Dev, dropping it to da floor the only classy clubster

male; Kanye west, class-less shutter shades, fresh to death kicks.
by sexdrugspushtostart June 3, 2011
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