Clarkson Cool

adj.
1. Something that is only cool at clarkson especially males.
2. Guys who are geeky/weird at clarkson become normal/acceptable.

Girl 1: OMG he is so gross and geeky.
Girl 2: No way he is so Clarkson Cool!

by Pantamime October 30, 2008

Clarkson

Fraqua, argument, disagreement.

I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.

by Wordella73 March 29, 2015

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

kelly clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

by Evster March 6, 2005

Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.

He was being a clarkson the other day...

by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011

Clarkson

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded

by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022

Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009