Post Nut Clarity

Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.

Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash

Person 2: damn that sucks bro

by RacksonRacks403 May 16, 2019

clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way

I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her

by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015

Post-Cal Clarity

Post-Calorie Clarity (or PCC) is a phenomenon similar to post-nut clarity, but instead of an orgasm you get a feeling of regret for eating so much unhealthy food, because you followed your cravings instead of following your goddamn meal plan.

"I cheated man, I did it again"
"Holy shit, don't you dare tell me..."
"I ate 2 packs of noodles man, and I LOVED IT"
"Did the Post-Cal Clarity hit at least?"
"Yeah it did, after my 4th slice of pizza"
"Wait, you ate noodles AND pizza?"

by Dangerous Singularity August 26, 2021

Clarity

A person with a great heart and a beautiful mind. They always know how to make the other smile, and are sure to get the job done by thinking of the best plan. She knows precisely how to make others happy, feel great and is a wish come true, if you have a clarity in your life, keep her. They're the best hopes ever.

Clarity is such a sweetheart!

by Athena30931 July 7, 2017

Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021

santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009

Post cut clarity

After the adrenaline wears off and you regret everything.

1:how ya doin, are your cuts healing
2:I’m having post cut clarity

by RMS Teutonic June 15, 2021