by 1 <3 1D February 25, 2018
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created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
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The sexiest most full hearted boy with a six pack and a voice that is so unbeliebly beautiful that it makes girls loose their ovaries. Also known as "Daddy" of One Direction.
by skylala12 June 26, 2012
Get the Daddy Directioner mug.A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.
A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.
This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.
This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"
"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"
"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"
"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013
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Get the one direction mug.Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction, but only likes them for their looks. They barely know anything about them. Usually, they like Zayn or Harry only. They barely know any of their songs, if any.
Person A: Are you a fan of One Direction?
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
by directionatorssuck December 4, 2013
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2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.
3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.
Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.
3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.
Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!
Woman: You just turned left instead of right.
Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
Woman: You just turned left instead of right.
Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
by Joy Rising March 26, 2010
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