cincinatti bow-tie

A sex act wherein a male sits upon a woman's face so that his asshole is planted on her nose and his testicles rest firmly on her chin. The male then masturbates, climaxes and subsequently ejaculates on the woman's neck, while moving his penis from side-to-side to draw a white bow-tie.

In the American version of the Cincinatti Bow-tie, you move the penis from right-to-left. The European version is done with a left-to-right motion.

Last night I gave someone a Cincinatti Bow-tie, and she was still wearing it this morning.

by Migrainiac July 20, 2008

Cincinatti Shazaam

A handjob that involves 3 pairs of hands and strong sense of determination.

"Woah man where did you disappear to last night?"
"Had my hands full with a Cincinatti Shazaam last night, someone called in sick and I had to fill in last minute"

by OwoSenpaiowO October 5, 2018

Cincinatti Mohawk

Simply taking a dump on someone's head so it looks like a mohawk

"Yea dude, I gave her a Cincinatti Mohawk last night and she wore it around for like an hour"

by Spawj May 15, 2019

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Cincinatti Seasection

A sexual act when the guy is giving it, but not getting enough pleasureso he cuts open her abdomen with a small knife and whacks off inside.

guy 1: that sick perv gave allice a cincinatti seasection

guy 2: ewwwww! thats gross!

by chill_bro_27 February 22, 2009

cincinatti eggroll

when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll

last night jose was arrested for receiving a cincinatti eggroll from his 12 y/o cousin.

by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009

cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008