Butter Churn

When you freeze a stick of butter solid and slide it up your partners anus. Wait for it to thaw out and then penetrate the anus.
I got butter churned last night, I still feel greasy.
by ButterChurner69 August 30, 2019
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Butter Churn

A butter churn is a girl who, when faced with the singularity of marriage, decides to ride every stick in the tri-county area, just so she can get her kicks before she is tied down for life.
Tre: Dude, I'm fixin to get down on the Michele bitch tonight.

Rocco: I ain't hearin' that, man. That chick is a fuckin' butter churn; every guy's mixed his butter in her.
by Mick Jagermeister January 14, 2009
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butter churn

When a male is receiving a hand job and just as he begins to climax, he lets out a huge fart and then utilizes the covered wagon trapping his partner under the covers with a smelly mess. the big brother of the covered wagon. EXPERTS ONLY NO AMATUERS!!!!!
My girlfriend dumped me after receiving the butter churn, but it was well worth it!
by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 28, 2009
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Butter Churn

The act of repeatedly forcing a girl (or guy) down on your hog while they're giving you a blow job.
I made my girl butter churn me last night.

After I took it in the ass, my boyfriend made me give him a butter churn (or churn his butter).
by CapnCrooked March 30, 2009
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Butter churn

When two men sit on a toilet and simultaneously shit--- while the one in front gets jerked off
I'm horny and have too shit. Want too butter churn?
by Mr glass1 September 4, 2016
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Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.
-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."
by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013
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Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
by MM85 July 15, 2014
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