chronoagoraphobia

A fear of going into unfamiliar territory plus a fear of the vast nothingness between now and then equals a fear of time travel.

As Dext approached the swirling bright lights of the time machine, his heart beat fast, his head ached, and his mouth felt dry, as if he'd been in the desert for twenty years. His last bout with Chronoagoraphobia almost kept him from travelling back in time, but this time he ignored his fears and pushed onward.

by thegarbagecollector February 27, 2008

Chrontact

Someone's drug dealer contact who has high end marijuana known to many as "chronic"

"Hey dude, im tryin to smoke, you still got that chrontact"?

by phatfel October 2, 2010

chroniatrics

a belief- and this is true indeed- that time will cure all anxieties, tensions and other adversities. It is based on the proverb that time is a great healer.

Do not get hypochondriac; leave it to chroniatrics.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

chronbater

chronic masturbator

Hey chronbater. Want a Hustler?

by licid May 22, 2004

Chrontard

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.

Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*

by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008

chromnat

The light spot residue on the retnea after looking at a light for too long.

Whoa, i totaly just looked at that radicle lava lamp for way too long, dude and now I see a massive chromnat!

by Pillsberry Dough Boy November 12, 2008

chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.

you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008