Fort Chronic

a town known as Fort Collins. A little north of Boulder Colorado, similarly known for its great abundance of any bud imaginable. good for any big weed smoker if you like variety of Chronic hence the name Fort Chronic. They also have an exceptional head shop known as Kind Creations. Greatest glass you can find whether its custom or your looking for a roor

yo that fort chronic bud be killing me nigger

by Natureal April 3, 2008

Chronglius

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Chron john

Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.

Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!

by L oONaY October 15, 2008

chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

Chron Dog

Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.

It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.

Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.

He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.

by jdayrubadub April 26, 2010