The most gorgeous girl in the universe. Her lips are silk and her heart is as powerful as an ocean. Her compassion and affection are unparalleled while her own self image is humbling. She has an unnatural addiction to Sophia's Pancake house which is incredibly sexy. She loves staring into space, reading the Bible and working out when she needs alone time to gather her thoughts. Her favorite things are chocolate, fashion and cuddling with her big tiger boyfriend. She will stand up for her family, friends and faith, but most importantly herself. Dwight Howard and Bow Wow don't know what they're missing.
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Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
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Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.
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