Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021

christen clover

Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist

She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with

She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time

She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out

She stripped off her clothes like a Christen clover and ran into the ocean naked with no fears

by Twistedclover March 7, 2024

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Christen

A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.

Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.

by flappytoe August 16, 2017