chotch

Some tryhard idiot who has never laid a finger on a girl.

Look at James. He is such a chotch. - Jane
Yea none of us girls like him. - Sophie

by Funnydud January 31, 2022

chotch

Anoyone who installs unimportant and frivolous additions to his/her car.

Civics have turned into the ultimate chotch car. It's because of chotches that cars such as the Tiburon are seen as "good" cars.

by Joycelyn May 1, 2005

chotch

Another term for coke/cocain.

Let's do some chotch!

by Sarah Putnam April 19, 2007

chotch

People who don't understand that they're making up meanings for words. Also, people who use words that don't really/shouldn't really exist.

A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary.


p.s. see the entry for goatse

by hateful bilbo with the scooting rifle fly. or phreyan November 17, 2003

chotch

An overconfident male who delights in exhibiting his genitles to other males in attempt to gain acceptance. A chotch will also persue females with the foreknowledge that they are a cock tease.

Dale, the chotch of the century, went down on Meghan well aware that she was not willing to stick her thumb in his ass or even play with his balls.

by dancablam September 14, 2003

chotch

A slang term used for such drugs as coke.

A. "Only druggies do chotch"
B. "You'd be all in that if u had money son"

by itturnstoashes October 16, 2008

chotch

The first definition on the first page. simple as that.

Look at the chotch in his vertically-striped shirt watching football and talking to his woman on the phone while drinking a bitch drink.

by k9unit July 25, 2006