Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018

chocolate milk

said in a high pitch voice, chocolate milk is the code word for alcohol. It is used so you can talk about "alcohol" in a parental setting so your mom and dad have no idea what your talking about

Dude I want some chocolate milk right now so i can get knurd and put my shosh machine in a latte.

by Josh Shayefar January 28, 2008

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

chocolate milk

when u ejaculate into the ass of a woman and you squeeze her cheeks so the shitty cum comes out and you or her or a innocent bystander drinks the shitty cum.

tommy:im cumming!!
sandra:oh yea
tommy:im gonna get me a big glass of chocolate milk.

Lets go make some chocolate milk with your grandma!

by CutBleedDie May 20, 2006

Chocolate milk

When filling a glass with sperm and tit milk.Then shitting in the same glass and stir it with a male's penis and forcing a woman to suck on it. While the male chugs it down.

Nothing like Chocolate milk in the morning.

by Dick pierce September 26, 2010

chocolate milk

white and black girl having sex

2 girls 1 white the other black having sex, put 2&2 Together = chocolate milk

by Sinner69 May 10, 2008

Chocolate milk

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, that waitress from Hooters was freaking hot. But those wings are tearing me up. I gotta chocolate milk.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003