Chipotle Cough

The cough you get after eating a Chipotle burrito. It originates from the hot sour cream. The cough is less substantial or even nonexistant from a burrito without sour cream.

After devouring the burrito, Jim let out a massive Chipotle cough

by cjdunk August 29, 2009

Chipotlery

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008

chipotlegasm

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.

Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!

by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010

Chipotle stain

I red bloody shit stain left upon your underpants from eating to much Chipotle and farting.

Damn! I farted like twice today and it left this fucking disgusting chipotle stain on my underwear!

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

chipotlaboner

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.

drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.

by nicrage January 26, 2014

The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.

P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

by TheBigTen March 25, 2021

chipotle cha-chas

The extreme indigestion you have after eating a Chipotle burrito.

Jim: "Hey Bob, you wanna go to the movies?"
Bob: "I can't man. I just ate a fajita burrito with extra steak, no salsa, and now I've got a bad case of the Chipotle cha-chas."

by avnish June 9, 2007