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Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!
hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw
by bleach_dave October 18, 2015
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Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.
Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007
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The Chinaman

When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
by Smokiechick November 4, 2023
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Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!
by Dean Lane November 26, 2024
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kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)
by freakyscholar June 13, 2024
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Chimamanda Adichie

A stunningly gorgeous Nigerian-American author whose nimble writing style often presents stories from multiple points of view. Her feminist ideals and her willingness to write critically about West Africa and the Nigerian diaspora are widely considered very bold and brave.
Chimamanda Adichie's voice was featured in the Beyoncé song "Flawless," in which the author spoke to encourage today's women to overcome sexism, including the idea that women - but not necessarily men - should automatically aspire to marriage.
by D.S. Credito March 14, 2015
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Blind China Man

When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
by Rk1997 November 20, 2017
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