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Chinese snub

Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.
Trevor Noah said he heard the trick is to stop pulling when you find yourself in a Chinese snub.
by anthawi September 6, 2016
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chikerro

adverb.
1) an exclamation of irritation, frustration or surprise
2) can be used to express surprise or pleasure.

3) overwhelm with delight or amazement
Chikerro! The movie was insane.
Chikerro! Someone is looking amazing.
by JuJoAura February 18, 2018
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Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
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harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
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chokeslam

To devastate your opponent by grabbing the throat and lifting the person off the ground and forcing him into the ground with unforgiving force. Widely used in all wrestling federations around the world. Widely used as a threat or inside joke with wrestling fans.
You didnt take the trash out, now I have to chokeslam your ass.

Oh my god!!! he just got a chokeslam through a kitchen sink!

"Hey, check out that chokeslam over there."(in reference to a beautiful girl)
by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006
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Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020
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Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese
Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019
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