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Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010
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cheesebar

The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.

Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.
"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."
by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007
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cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.
by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005
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Cheeseburger Daddy

Cheeseburger daddy is a man who gives a woman mcdonalds for pleasure.
A: hey man you take those two hippos out for mcdonalds?
B:What can i say im a cheeseburger daddy.
by RealJesusChrist November 28, 2010
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cheeseburger cat

An orange cat. he looks almost exactly like Tony the Tiger. He's a naughty little bastard! When he walks he leaves a trail of random orange things behind him.
by MasterSizzlin32 April 16, 2019
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Cheeseburger chaser

A cheeseburger to follow the main meal from any fast food outlet, because the meal in itself is not enough.
"I'll have a large Big Mac meal please followed by a cheeseburger chaser".
by Ali JTB September 24, 2005
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cheeseburger in paradise

A multitasking sex position in which one male partner performs butt sex on his other male parter (typically doggystyle), which eating a burger from Five Guys, while watching the Chicago Cubs game but having no idea what is actually happening in the game.
Ronny and Keith had a cheeseburger in paradise yesterday. The cubs lost. And yet, they were still happy.
by RacknarCooney August 7, 2019
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