Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.

Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.

by your neighbor January 25, 2023

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

cheese dick slap

filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.

"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."

by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009