When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
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Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?
Yeah was a two dipper!
Checking oil cramped him right up.
Yeah was a two dipper!
Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017
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A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
Get the Checking my eyelids for holes mug.1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.
2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.
2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
by katsafterme June 20, 2011
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Get the Checking On Mnt Dew mug.Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
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