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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022
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Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017
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Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
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checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
by katsafterme June 20, 2011
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checking my change

Scottish origin, said in response to someone who questions why a man is rubbing, scratching or handling his balls in public
Woman- "why are your hands down your pants?"
Man- "I'm just checking my change"
by Bigman the Highlander March 24, 2017
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Checking On Mnt Dew

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off
by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017
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checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008
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