Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Sock Check

A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”

- Juan Nye the Skante Guy

Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn

by Sudeni.Shindeiru April 23, 2021

chad check

a super white boy that wears vineyard vines and khakis. u can tell he plays lacrosse by the way he sits and is typically blonde but there are some cases of brunettes and black haired chad checks. redheads are extremely rare, but possible. almost always have a nic addiction

“yo that boy is SUCH a chad check”

by chadcheck42069 March 24, 2019

Brake check

Stopping fast on the road to spite the guy behind you. If it works out in your favor, it'll scare him shitless and he'll leave more room between you guys. If it works out the wrong way, your car is getting rear ended and damaged. Wouldn't recommend it

I brake checked a bus last night to send a message and ended up in the hospital.

by Rojava December 21, 2019

Sniper-check

The act of saluting an officer in a combat zone. Snipers in every military are trained to take out leadership, as they are "key personnel". Saluting in combat zones, at least when outside the wire, is not allowed. Therefore, saluting an officer in that situation is a dick move.

Soldier: (salutes) Sniper-check, sir!"
Officer: What the fuck?

by virgil mcgypsy June 13, 2012

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

skills check

a modern torture method formulated by some mental case. a surprise test on 5 surprise topics you've forgotten how to do which wastes half a lesson of learning time for students and takes up worthless time marking for some poor underpaid sod.

i'd rather shit in my hands an clap than do another bastard skills check

by skillscheckhateaccount January 31, 2023