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Despite contrary belief about pigs and assholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants
"MaRC, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. You have to admit that..." - Incompetent FOX NEWS reporter

"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist
by ZUES THE GOD March 12, 2014
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Named after Derek Chauvin, the police officer who murdered George Floyd.
The Chauvinist pigs killed some more Blacks today.
by blmer April 21, 2021
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Chauvinistic a.k.a. "Shove'N' this dick"
Bitch Ass: Waaah that's chauvinistic!!! Waaaah.

Bad Ass: Yeah, shove'N this dick....in yo mouf. STFU
by 7DiamondsKingpin March 22, 2021
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1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind.

2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
1: The chauvanists wont stop talking about how much ass they get... He's such a fake.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
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Chauvinist

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n. A supporter of Derek Chauvin, who murdered George Floyd.

n. One who believes him/herself or a group of people to whom they belong as inherently superior.
It takes a real Chauvinist to defend what we all saw on the tape.
by saranblade April 21, 2021
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A person is a supporter of convicted killer Derek Chauvin
Becky: OMG Tiffany, Brian supports the man who killed George Floyd!!
Tiffany: What a Chauvinist!!!
by Gunner Dangler April 28, 2021
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