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Dirty Cassidy

When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”
Man, I was so horny last night. I’m sorry that I had to use the ol’ dirty Cassidy on you.
by Ligma joe mama March 28, 2020
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cassidy

A tall girl with a crazy personality. She is normally quiet when you first meet her, but she quickly begins to show how hyper and spontaneous she can be. Though she is normally a very happy and generous person, she gets pissed off easily if you press the right button. Cassidy's are normally tall and they have big boobs. Despite acting stupidly random, they are actually highly intelligent with a complex manipulative system. They are also brutally honest, and won't hesitate to say anything they think.
Person one: Dude today Cassidy called me stupid in class.
Person Two: Well she is right, you're really dumb.
Cassidy: Told you.
by acornsnatcher November 21, 2016
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cassidy is a hot loveing person inside and out
I fell in love with Cassidy
by higllbottom January 7, 2012
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Cassidy

funniest girl in the world. not stuck up. knows who her friends are. cant function without music. usually loves anchorman. always knows what's up and where its at! beautiful. has a different hair color every time you see her. she would do anything to get what she wants. she will have a conversation with anyone, even if its your pizza delivery guy. usually with long hair. and loves to party!!
guy 1: how about that CASSIDY girl?
guy 2: ohhh CASSIDY! i was talking to her the other day!!
guy 1: how'd that go?
guy 2: AMAZING! she's the funniest girl i've ever met!
by duuggaan June 28, 2011
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Cassidy Haley

Cassidy haley is a L.A. based recording artist whos music is currently #6 on the top electronic albums charts. He is a child of the gays. He's hitchhiked barefoot across the country dumpster diving, raged it up in Seattle and Washington DC against the global corruption of the WTO and the IMF. He's joined the Hari Krishna's in the mountains of Kentucky chanting rounds and shaving his head into a sika.. He's danced and stripped in the seediest gay strip club and sang along side Lucent Dossier at the Coachella music festival as he swung from the rafters in front of thousands of people. he has a clothing company that is his treasure and his tomb...
His music sounds like a drugged out Justin Timberlake lost in the back streets of berlin on acid after being kidnapped by a pack of raving mad drag queens... mixed in with heaven and every thing good and all the sadness and despair of lost dreams and beautiful things

Example:

Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??

Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!

Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!

Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!
by lady hesper September 8, 2009
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Cassidy

A super gorgeous girl who friggin' makes every guy drool. Usually short and curvy. Super funny and occasionally pervy. Usually has guys as her bffs.
Girl: OMG! Have you seen Cassidy?She is soooo gorg! I wish i had her figure!

Guy: I'd hit that
by CassidysBFF June 12, 2012
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Cassidy

The best girl anyone could meet! Shy and caring one you get to know her there is no one you'd ather be with! So gorgeous but won't see it! So honest it's refreshing! Once you know cassidy you will never want to be away from her!!
'Is that Cassidy... she's gorgeous'
by Ruby77225 June 10, 2017
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