Chinkytypoism

a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark button that you don't have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a chinkytypoist.

white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of chinkytypoism?

chinkytypoist: yes

white guy: great!

chinkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint

white guy: damn...

chinkytypoist: well, maybe...

later that day...

chinkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a chinkytypoist...

white guy: yes!

chinkytypoist: ...janitor

white guy: screw you, bastard

by chinkytypoistwannabe December 31, 2009

chinky-eyed

Getting blunted.

Yo, I was so chinky-eyed last night dawg...then I ate 50 peanut butter cups.

by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003

Chinky Bus

cheap bus lines run by chinese which travel between ny and boston at an alarming speed. you can hop on it in nyc in chinatown and it lets you off in boston at south station.

im taking the chinky bus home to boston instead of driving.

by dynagirl January 10, 2009

chunky chinky cookie

a kid who tries to work ' the hair flip ' yet udderly fails. he is somewhat asian or chinese physicaly and mentally. you go all nun on him and your ruler will break.

logan gagne is a chunky chinky cookie.

by yournotblacksorry. March 27, 2010

Chinky

A term that describes a Chinese house burglary for a lot of money

Damm malo why you bleed the chinky so hard you really in the field

by Drakeo October 22, 2017

Choinky Boi

Choinky Boi Means "A Fat Duck" who is the alpha male of all the ducks. Most "Choinky Boi's" are called David because they are sweet, funny, cute, and just overall an amazing duck. If you see a "Choinky Boi" at the park give it some food and it will be your friend to the very end.

Person 1: Today I was taking a stroll down the park and I saw a very fat duck.
Person 2: It was probably a Choinky Boi called David.
Person 1: oh.

by Jabba ree boi March 26, 2020

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020