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Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
by bearbax May 29, 2009
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celerbrate

Celery and peanut butter. The ultimate reward for all chicks on a diet.
After dropping another five pounds she celerbrated and opened a bottle of Marquis de la Tour Brut.
by bigknockers February 20, 2010
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CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank
How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.
by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011
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Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.
I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.
by Cazure July 31, 2013
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Celebrate for Nothing

Having no reason to celebrate but throwing a party anyways
"Hey, come over. We're having a party"
"Oh, is it someone's birthday?"
"No, it's just the weekend. We'll celebrate for nothing."
"Sounds like fun"
by raging68 August 18, 2011
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Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.
I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!
by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011
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