Celeurbate 

Is the concept of specialized celebration. A person would celeurbate alone, in a singular manner, celebrating through the exercise of Masturbation. Many people find this a hard concept to grasp, as to them the act of masturbation is in and of itself, an act of celebration. This is not the case. Masturbation is simply the act of having sex without the benefit of a partner, although the is still being debated, this is the accepted definition. Likewise usually, under normal conditions masturbation is not an accepted tactic used in celebration; in principle and technically speaking masturbation and celebration are two separate practices , the combination of the two are in and of itself a strictly separate action.

Kenny: “Hey Dave”

Dave: “Hey Kenny”

Kenny: “Dave…why do you look so happy?”

Dave: “Well…Kenny, you know how I like to go park behind Loaf N’ Jug, on my lunch break and sketch or draw on a canvas?”

Kenny: “Yes…”

Dave: “ Well…today before I got down to sketching on a new canvas I went into Loaf N’ Jug and bought a lottery ticket. The ticket was a $500 winner! I was so happy that I decided to Celeurbate!”

Kenny: “Cool!!!, wait…what!?!, you sick fucker!”

Celeurbate by kool420deathstar May 3, 2009

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

celebrate our differences by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Cellubrate 

When a person gets a new cell phone and forces friends and family to revel in it's glory.

Tom: Did you see that Jeff got the new iPhone?

Mary: Yeah, he made me cellubrate with him yesterday.

Cellubrate by Soviet Red Fox December 7, 2009

celebate 

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

celebate by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005

celurbate 

the act of masturbating as a form of celebration, usually done in private at or around weddings, important functions or shortly after getting the results from a very important exam etc...

Friend 1: "dude I got a 96 on that exam!"
Friend 2: " I got a 100, im probably gonna go celurbate later "

celurbate by international9400 May 3, 2009

celebrate 

to be really looking forward to seeing your friend again

"i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
🖤

celebrate by Krkič April 21, 2019

celebrate 

to live and love life in the face of death

"hey, If we survive this giant wave of sickness, i want to spend my time with you and celebrate life because i love you!"

celebrate by Krkič March 14, 2020