strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

Celebrious

vip; very important; famous

I Love Celebrious Women

by iternity November 9, 2009

celebrasian

Word fusion of "celebrity Asian."

A famous Asian.

Not to be confused with a crAsian.

Bai Ling is a celebrasian.

by Adam CE September 4, 2008

Saucy Celebration

Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.

Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Celebratitties

A really nice pair of boobs

Wow she’s got some celebratitties

by Watermelonseeds December 18, 2018

Cheerleader celebration

When two cheerleaders have sex because of a big win. Generally girl on girl and can sometimes make one fall for the other. Usually happens because they are stimulated after the game.

After the big win the whole squad went a party and Lizzie and Debbie had Cheerleader celebration. Lizzie now has lingering feelings for her.

by Cheerleader4today May 12, 2012

celebratio

Performing fellatio during a celebration or holiday.

It's my birthday and my girlfriend is gonna give me some celebratio

by shlemkevich December 19, 2008