Caucasity

The audacity of a Caucasian person. Typically said after a white person has done something stereotypical to their race.

"He blamed me for the robbery... the caucasity."

by factcurate January 30, 2021

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010

caucasian waterfall

When your girl is taking a piss and you piss between her legs at the same time.

"I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.

by Whittal Man January 19, 2010

Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.

Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010

Caucaside

To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.

“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel”

by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021

The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.

Everyone on the dance floor was doing the Caucasian Clap.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie May 2, 2006

Caucasian Overload

Caucasian Overload, is when a person (doesn't matter the color) is either overwhelmed or has had too much exposure to white people. There may be a point to where the person begins to talk or act like a white kid, to help filter one's insanity. The person can also become so friggin' sick of white people that they begin purposely avoid or ignore them.

George (a black kid) grew up in a suburban town and went to a rich private school and began to experience night terrors and split personality disorder due to his overexposure to white causing him to lose both his roots and mind. George suffered a Caucasian Overload

by $wag Preacher January 11, 2014