Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo is a very nice and funny guy. He has a lot of girlfriends like 120491048019384 of them. He is very intelligent and knows the SABIAS of patillo and gets outplayed m8. He always chips everyone in rocket league and is very good. People want to be like him but never even get close to being him.
by pollo321 November 18, 2020
Get the Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollomug. doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillomug. he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022
Get the Randy castillomug. He is the sun to your day that can bright up your day with just a smile he’s the prettiest boy he deserves the world he is strong and a hard worker but can be mean when you get him mad
by gitsell …..&4 May 21, 2021
Get the Aldo angel castillomug. Tj is the hottest person alive he is really funny and sweet. If u meet a tj u are very lucky. He has a cute nose and a big booty
by Mptm October 23, 2017
Get the tj castillomug. by jimmitycrickets838 June 3, 2024
Get the diego castillomug. He is the one.
He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.
Trust in Marcos Castillo.
He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.
Trust in Marcos Castillo.
STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
by Bobby424 November 23, 2021
Get the Marcos Castillomug.