Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 03, 2019

Josh Carr

The most retarded ugly vsco girl alive. She claims to be a boy and has a collection of dildos which she uses each night.

She is a ugly motherfucker like josh carr

by Bigblacboy October 11, 2019

Dylan carr

eats jobbys out a bowl

man 1 - ew are you eating jobbys out a bowl

man 2 - yes im doing what dylan carr dose

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 March 17, 2023

Clayton Carr

The act of oneself, eating, sleeping and not bathing on a regular basis.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.

Oh shit! You just Clayton Carr'd in your pants!


OH OH OH OH I CLATON CARR YOU, OH BABY!!!!

by fuschiashirtedgirl September 05, 2008

Caleb Carr

A guy who can't shoot basketball, fails every subject, is about 4 ft. tall, and might be a woman

Boy 1: "That guy sucks at basketball"
Boy 2: "Yah he is a total Caleb Carr"

by Chef'n'25 February 23, 2016

Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

Derek Carr

An elite QB in the NFL who plays for the Las Vegas Raiders and considered a top 10 QB in the NFL. Also a GOAT.

Derek Carr is the Goat!

by Sports Analyst November 26, 2021