Carpet Burn

If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".

1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.

2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.

by Standford August 14, 2006

carpet-burn

an insult insulting name to call someone

hey carpet-burn hyb

by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017

cartburn

when the resin of a live-resin cannabis cartridge burns and produces a dark color from improper use or high voltage batteries

John: Dammn, that pen hella cartburned.
Alexis: Yea, hit one too many blinkers.

by mr bing bing March 31, 2024