Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013

Karen Carpenter

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.

Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.

by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

carpenter vibe

(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare

Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.

Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.

Nick: Let's get out of here.

by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009

carpenter's macarena

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

by dacabinator November 12, 2007

The Carpenter's Level

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme

carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week

by jessica1# February 09, 2010