There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

Carlface

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

carlface

the male version for the name carly, for girls named carly who like to hang out with guys and do guy things.

"hey come party with us and bring carlface"

by snizzle316 January 6, 2009

Carlfather

The exact definition of a white person, pretending not to be white.

example of Carlfather- I’m black, hence the ball-fro.

by Carl159 March 27, 2022

CarlFuckTard

A Carlroach who fights for custody of his 14 year old daughter and admits in court that he knowingly allows her to be alone with a registered sex offender who was convicted of raping a 13/14 year old girl. This type of Carlroach shows no remorse and will fight for for the bad guys because he's defensive of his own actions. He's stupid and neglectful but he'll never admit he's wrong.

This came from an actual Vermont supreme Court case where the dad (named Carl) admitted in court to leaving his daughter in the presence of a registered sex offender numerous times and then insisted that he personally vetted the guy to determine that the dude was cool before dumping his daughter off with the rapist.

Now, this Carlroach is famous among the registered offenders and rapists as well as the good guys who are trying to protect their daughters from the rapists and Carlfucktards out there

"why on earth is he appealing this case? It's just going expose his conduct. It doesn't make sense."
"Because he's a CarlFuckTard."

by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025